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Hi. My name is Malita & I'm 17. Kay byeeeee. =)
Mark Your Spot: Who are you?
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What bra (boxershorts for the guys) are you wearing?
Push-up = Pushy
lace = sexy
Sporty = sweaty
Striped = annoying
Dotted = cute
None = daring
Other = beautiful
What colour bra (shirt for the guys) are you wearing?
Black = depressed person
Blue = victim
White = virgin
Red = whore
Gray = push-over
Green = sick person
Other = nervous person
What is your NAtural HAIR COLOUR?
Blonde = who wants to sell her body
Brown = who wants to ride
Ginger = who wants “doggy” with
Red = who wants to suck
Other = who fakes being
What day were you born on?
01 = Einstein
02 = Adolf Hitler
03 = Kellan Lutz
04 = Kesha
05 = Enrique Iglesias
06 = Justin Bieber
07 = Eminem
08 = Kanye West
09 = Rihanna
10 = Channing Tatum
11 = Bruno Mars
12 = Michael Jackson
13 = Oprah
14 = Taylor Swift
15 = Hilary Duff
16 = Chad Michael Murray
17 = Sophia Bush
18 = Ian Somerhalder
19 = Nina Dobrev
20 = Rupert Grint
21 = Emma Watson
22 = Katy Perry
23 = Miss Bucket Hyancinth
24 = One Directions
25 = Paul Wesley
26 = Adele
27 = herself/himself
28 = Selena Gomez
29 = Demi Lovato
30 = The Queen of England
31 = Prince Harry
What month were you born in
January = in a restaurant
February = in a strip club
March = in a lingerie story
April = in bed
May = in a barn
June = in a classroom
July = in a pool
August = on top of a ice cream car
September = in a car
October = against the wall
November = in Hogwarts
December = in the snow
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